Rolling back the communist conspiracy

Now that Republicans have regained control of the US Congress, they have begun to roll back President Obama's socialist agenda. It's no coincidence that federal health officials have recommended a lowering of the fluoride content in water. As General Buck Turgodson pointed out in Stanley Kubrick's Dr.Strangelove, fluoridation was part of a communist conspiracy to corrupt Americans' precious bodily fluids. No doubt he would read today's news as a vindication.